Introduction:
Welcome to the Men's Restroom Etiquette Online Test.

This test is designed to check your ability to select a socially correct urinal when entering a men's restroom in a public place. We at MacGregor Media have geared this test towards men, but women are welcome to try their luck and see how they would fair in the most trying of restroom situations.

Each question in the test will present your with a wall of urinals. The numbers vary, as do the number of occupied urinals. You will always be entering the restroom from the left, and you should assume that someone will be coming into the restroom before you are able to finish your business. Occupied urinals will be marked with a red 'X' and open urinals will be marked with a radio selection button.

This test is based on a 'joke' e-mail that was going around the Internet back in early 1996.

Before we begin there are two questions we will need you to answer:

  1. What is your First Name:

  2. If you are an American when you enter a restroom, and an American when you leave a restroom, what are you when you are IN the restroom?